- He’s a child and can outsmart full-grown adults for days
- He decides to check into the Plaza Hotel of all hotels in New York, aka the “most luxurious” hotel in New York
- Pizza is basically a food group to him
- He washes all of his body parts and in between his bellybutton
- One of the largest toy store owners in New York decks out his hotel room with presents for free
- He’s not scared to say what is on his mind
- Mac n’ cheese is considered “nutritious” in his book
- He’d “rather kiss a toilet seat” than apologize for causing a scene
- Throwing around his rich dad’s credit card is NBD to him
- He’s not scared of people that other folks are creeped out by (the “Shovel Slayer” and bird lady)
- He stays in the same suite as Herbert Hoover (“the vacuum guy”)
- For a child, he literally couldn’t care less about a bedtime
- He watches and quotes mobster movies
- His game plan is literally called “Operation Ho Ho Ho”
- He’s not worried about how many times he could possibly kill Marv and Harry
- Kevin drinks soda out of champagne glasses
- He wasn’t scared to ask the pizza guy why he didn’t bring more cheese pizza
- Sledding down stairs seems totally normal to him
- He acts like eating a bunch of ice cream will get him drunk
- He’s convinced he has powers to make his family disappear
- Donald Trump casually gives him directions
- Christmas trees are mega important to him
- He knows that sweaters with big birds knitted on them are heinous
- Kevin has such a good conscious that he thinks accidentally taking a toothbrush makes him a criminal
- He lives in a bad-ass house
- All of his Christmas wishes come true
- He knows how to check into a hotel
- Of all places he could accidentally end up on a wrong flight, he ends up in New York City
- He jumps on the bed with shoes on
- His whole house is Christmas-themed (everything is green, red, and decorated)
- He just happens to end up with his dad’s wallet out of pure good luck
- Tarantulas don’t scare him
- He tends to try to hurt Marv and Harry in the nutsack
- TV is his life
- He’s not scared to trick adults to get what he wants/needs
- He jams out to Christmas music in the bathroom
- Shamelessly screaming in people’s faces is something he does often
- His form of transportation is a limo with a pizza
- The Grinch is his favorite Christmas movie
- The kid knows how to be on his own and take care of himself better than a lot of adults
