28 Reasons Uncle Jesse Was The Best Crush Of The 90s

28 Reasons Uncle Jesse Was The Best Crush Of The 90s
  • He proves that it is possible to go from bad boy player to the sweetest husband/dad of all time.
  • His hair is ahh-mazing. All of that mousse pays off.
  • Have you heard him sing and play his music????
  • Oh, and he writes said music.
  • Think: “Forever” (swoon)
  • He literally owns a club.
  • Somehow he looks hot in an apron.
  • But he looks even hotter in his leather…and let’s be honest. Not many people can pull off leather.
  • He puts his musical talents to good professional use by working in advertising.
  • The man actually knows how to cook.
  • And clean.
  • He’s the absolute sweetest with the girls.
  • Especially Michelle. You can’t beat the Michelle-Uncle Jesse duo.
  • He has a catchphrase….”have mercyyyy.”
  • His favorite method of transportation is a Harley, which so fits his brand.
  • Elvis, aka “the king”, is his idol.
  • In fact, he loves Elvis so much that he even impersonates him sometimes. Like, literally on-stage and everything.
  • He embraces his Greek and Italian heritage.
  • His multi-tasking skills are phenomenal.
  • Like, he somehow manages to take care of three nieces and two twin boys, run a club, have a band, and still be a great husband.
  • His confidence is smokin’ hot.
  • Except when it comes to sports. But it’s still fun to see him try.
  • He proves that hard work pays off. The guy started as an exterminator and look how he turned out.
  • Joey annoys him to death, but he puts up with him anyways and becomes one of his best friends.
  • You kind of have to love how snarky he is.
  • He’s so cool that he has a #1 fan….Kimmy Gibbler.
  • Jesse dropped basically everything just to move in and take care of his nieces who he wasn’t even close with before.
  • Seeing how totally crazy head-over-heels in love with Becky he is made you believe in love too.
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